Britney Spears: coffee, cigarettes, bruises & the busted weave

Oh, Britney. You know I love this girl. And you know I worry about her. And right now I’m particularly worried about her, because this is not a girl who looks well. There have been various times over the past few years where people were like “oh, nuts, the pink wig will be coming back any minute now” where I disagreed. Granted, Britney usually has at least one busted thing about her appearance – usually it’s the weave. But lately, doesn’t it seem like Britney’s general busted-ness is growing? In these photos from yesterday, Britney is seen with two cigarettes in her hand (that’s also clasping Britney’s current crack, Starbucks). Her weave is just… gross. And her lipstick? Ugh. She doesn’t look like she’s bathed. Her clothes… ugh. Britney, pull it together sweetheart. We love you.

Anyway, Britney was out with Jason Trawick yesterday, so it does seem like they are still going strong, despite the rumors of their split. Is Jason keeping her sane? I don’t know, honestly. But I feel like this situation is a disaster waiting to happen. And to make matters worse, the whole Kesha-dissing-Britney story has legs. Apparently Kesha not only gives interviews disrespecting Brit, she also sings songs disrespecting Brit. But Kesha is trying to backtrack:

A reportedly “new song” by soggy glitter bomb, Ke$ha, was unofficially released on YouTube today. The song is grabbing attention because the lyrics directly attack Britney Spears.

In the song “Styrofoam,” Ke$ha sings: “In ten years/ Britney Spears/ Britney…who?” Because, you know, it isn’t like Britney has been making music for the past 12 years.

The song caused an outrage and Ke$ha went on immediate damage control, giving an interview to So You Think You Can Dance (the first place stars turn to clear their name), saying that she didn’t write the song, that it was recorded when she was 15 (in 2003) and that she chose not to include it on her Animal record because she has “mad respect” for Britney.

However, a few things don’t add up about Ke$ha’s excuses for the song. For one thing, the “Styrofoam” song talks about sleeping with guys, smoking cigarettes, partying and getting tattoos–not exactly the type of subject matter a 15-year-old would sing about, even with Ke$ha’s “bad ass” posturing.

Ke$ha has a couple major reasons to backpedal but the biggest one may be that she sang back-up vocals on Britney Spears’ song “Lace and Leather.” Oops!

[From Celebuzz]

Yeah, I’d be willing to bet that Kesha is such a f-cking loser that she thought she could make fun of Britney and everyone would be like “Oh, Kesha is right, and Kesha is a punk goddess.” And when people were actually like, “Jesus, will someone get this f-cking drunk child to shut the hell up” Kesha began to eat sh-t. Someone needs to school these drunken children.

Oh, Fame Pictures notes that Britney is bruised up too. I know my first thought probably should have gone to “someone is beating on Britney” but I actually think this girl is self-harming. So sad:

Britney and Jason on March 22, 2010. Credit: Fame Pictures.

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