Demi Moore concerned that Mila Kunis might be Single White Female-ing her

When you really think about it, Demi Moore and Mila Kunis do have similar “looks”. Both have long dark hair and large, wide-set eyes. They have similar skin color (olive-ish) and somewhat similar builds. What I’m saying is that Ashton Kutcher has a physical type, for the most part. Remember, he also date January Jones, but that ice-cold vanilla bitch is always gumming up the works. Where was I? Oh, yes… Mila and Demi look alike. They could be mother and daughter… hahahaha. So why did it never occur to us to ask the hard questions: is it possible that Mila is trying to become Demi? Is it possible that Ashton likes that Mila looks like a young Demi? Is there some Single-White-Female-ing happening here?

Demi Moore is fuming after spotting Mila Kunis strutting around in her designer duds!

“When Demi and Ashton separated in 2011, he accidentally grabbed some her clothes when he moved out,” explains the spy. “Mila happened to find them in Ashton’s stuff and loved them. Demi randomly saw photos of Mila online one day and she recognized the shirt she was wearing as hers! She was in complete shock.”

[From Star Magazine, print edition]

If this is true… then that’s just sort of wrong. I can’t even come up with a suitable explanation that would make this less creepy. Even if Mila didn’t know that they were Demi’s clothes, why would she (or any woman?) find women’s clothes in their boyfriend’s closet and think, “Hey, this is cute, I want it”? And if Mila is actively trolling Demi… why bother? Mila has the upper hand – she’s the one Ashton wants to be with. Right now. Except that Demi is still technically his wife, right? And even if Demi wasn’t his wife, I think Mila would still have reason to be concerned. Because Ashton has another type: random club girls.

Photos courtesy of Fame/Flynet and WENN.

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